Another oldie I decided to post.

You want to ban 'pit bulls' - but own a  'shepherd';

You think that 'pit bulls' are crowding the shelters because of overbreeding, not because they are being seized and taken to the shelters by you-know-who;

You believe dogs can be bred to fetch slippers, heel and jump hurdles;

You think 'pit bull' is a breed;

You think that media stories are equivalent to scientific evidence, facts and data;

You think dogs named 'pit bulls' have locking jaws and super-canine powers;

You believe all the bravado nonsense posted on internet forums by guys who are so macho they sit and type all day;

You know that 'pit bulls' weigh over 100 pounds;

You are nodding your head in agreement right about now.