(Updates at the end)

I was just over reading KC's excellent Weekly Roundup when it occurred to me that there's something supernatural about 'pit bulls'.  Those l'il devil dogs are masters of disguise, shape-shifters no less.

How else can we explain these pictures?  It couldn't be misidentification of dog types by media and others, could it?

This is a 'pit bull' in Jackson, Tennessee:



This is a western 'pit bull' from  Oregon - he weighs over 100 lbs:




This Toronto  'pit bull' was killed by the Ontario government (poor pic, sorry) last year:



In KCMO, Nikko was a 'pit bull' who spent almost a year in jail:

 

Who could forget those two 'pit bulls' in Virginia that were involved in a child's death in 2005:




This 'pit bull' puppy was threatened with death by Mississauga Animal Control - he was lucky, his owners had papers (Mum was a purebred Boxer, Dad a purebred Bullmastiff):


 

This famous 'pit bull' escaped from Mississauga to the east coast after spending over half his life in jail - his name is Rambo and here he is at his new place:




Is it any wonder that there are so many news reports about 'pit bulls'?

What was that Brytler said?  I think it went like this: 

" If it looks like a 'pit bull' and it walks like a 'pit bull' and it wags its tail like a 'pit bull' then it's a 'pit bull' Psnorzle...Honk...Kaweet....Urrrrp....Fap" 

I think it would be more accurate to say that on a slow news day if you run a dog story make sure it's about a 'pit bull' or nobody will bother reading it.  Don't worry about accuracy, they're just dogs, man.  It won't be a big deal if you get it wrong.


UPDATE:  Brent's got a good one - a whole pack o' breeds are implicated in one dog-on-dog attack that made it all the way to Oz, where they dug up a file photo to add some punch.

The inimitable Luisa over at Lassie, Get Help joins in.  Check out that scary 'pit bull' - hide your kids, they could be next!  Vladimir Putin, you're not, kiddo - you're more like the Scarlet Pimpernel to me.


I like this game. 

I forgot about Faith, the big, bad, 'pit bull' in London, Ontario who was shipped to Montreal so she didn't have to be killed.  It's a sad but typical story around here.  Here she is, the pit-bulliest of 'pit bulls':