I was just over reading KC's excellent Weekly Roundup when it occurred to me that there's something supernatural about 'pit bulls'. Those l'il devil dogs are masters of disguise, shape-shifters no less.
How else can we explain these pictures? It couldn't be misidentification of dog types by media and others, could it?
This is a 'pit bull' in Jackson, Tennessee:



This is a western 'pit bull' from Oregon - he weighs over 100 lbs:
This Toronto 'pit bull' was killed by the Ontario government (poor pic, sorry) last year:

In KCMO, Nikko was a 'pit bull' who spent almost a year in jail:

Who could forget those two 'pit bulls' in Virginia that were involved in a child's death in 2005:


This 'pit bull' puppy was threatened with death by Mississauga Animal Control - he was lucky, his owners had papers (Mum was a purebred Boxer, Dad a purebred Bullmastiff):

Is it any wonder that there are so many news reports about 'pit bulls'?
What was that Brytler said? I think it went like this:
" If it looks like a 'pit bull' and it walks like a 'pit bull' and it wags its tail like a 'pit bull' then it's a 'pit bull' Psnorzle...Honk...Kaweet....Urrrrp....Fap"
I think it would be more accurate to say that on a slow news day if you run a dog story make sure it's about a 'pit bull' or nobody will bother reading it. Don't worry about accuracy, they're just dogs, man. It won't be a big deal if you get it wrong.
UPDATE: Brent's got a good one - a whole pack o' breeds are implicated in one dog-on-dog attack that made it all the way to Oz, where they dug up a file photo to add some punch.
The inimitable Luisa over at Lassie, Get Help joins in. Check out that scary 'pit bull' - hide your kids, they could be next! Vladimir Putin, you're not, kiddo - you're more like the Scarlet Pimpernel to me.
I like this game.
I forgot about Faith, the big, bad, 'pit bull' in London, Ontario who was shipped to Montreal so she didn't have to be killed. It's a sad but typical story around here. Here she is, the pit-bulliest of 'pit bulls':












