Photo: US Library of Congress, Image in the Public Domain
Man, Ize dee coolest dawg on ma street, 'cause I jes' found out I got tooa dem Mississauga 'Peeit Boolls'. Ya gotta live heeyah to get dese bad boys Cuz, cuz dey ain't no moe animal cuntro orificers like da homefries in my town, yo. Dat's why Ize talkin' lak dis, gittin' down wit da 'peeit booll' ting, talkin' da talk is wut it iz.
Da udder nite Ize pickin' up de poop when da animule caintrock-n-roll offah pulls up - outta nowheres - and sez "Hey! You got two of dem 'peeit boolls' and do ya wanna kill 'em raht now or give dem away?"
"No tanks, man, but tanks anyway. Beat it."
Den da superior beeyotch showed up to ma crib 'n took snaps o' ma pups when ma ol' lady be home alone. She said doze is Mississauga 'Peeit boolls' - ya got a coolin' off time o' two weeks n' den we come 'round and kill 'em foe ya. Or ya can buy 'em a one-way tickit to somewherez else."
Ma lady was like 'Wuh? Dese ain't no 'peeit boolls'!
Orificer says 'Dey iz heeyah in Mississauga. We kin take any dawgs we want 'n kill 'em o send 'em away. We got da badge dat sez so. We dun it befoe lotsa tahms. We be back in two weeks so make up yo mind, yo. O else."
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And Ontario descends further into the cesspool of corruption and prejudice. I remember when people believed that things like this couldn't happen here.
Here are the latest innocents to be caught in the witch hunt. The owner is a health care worker. She is unsure whether fighting for her pups, and possibly losing, could jeopardize her nursing licence.
I don't know the answer to that very interesting question but I've contacted a good lawyer who will. He's likely ready to kick government tail as he's done before.
No more Mr Nice Guy because these people are evil and are willing to lie and even kill to save face.
We have to be just as tough or we aren't going to win this war.
Check out what passes for a 'pit bull' in Mississauga these days (pups are 4 months old):
I wonder if the MAG footsoldiers at Mississauga animal control have ever seen dogs that look like these, also 4 months of age:
Or these (a bit younger)?
How about this?
The damned inmates are running the asylum.
Seriously, the owner's boyfriend, who was walking the dogs around the corner from home when harassed, reports that the animal control stooge said the dogs must be 'pit bulls' because they are brindle.
Got a brindle dog and live in Mississauga? Is it a pup? Be afraid.
Remember this law is all about physical appearance - as judged by low-information, low-education animal control personnel - not about breed except for the three named, which very few people in Ontario have ever seen.
