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Friday, February 20
by
Selma
on Fri 20 Feb 2009 10:39 AM EST
First, she deleted the locking jaws post. Then she started deleting all comments that provided scientific or statistical information in the second post. Then she put up a third post about how good the 'debate' was and deleted a bunch of factual comments from that entry. Then, she decided she liked the mindless troll....I guess birds of a feather is the way it works... more »
Wednesday, February 18
Saturday, February 7
by
Selma
on Sat 07 Feb 2009 12:01 PM EST
Tuesday, January 27
by
Selma
on Tue 27 Jan 2009 07:17 PM EST
Christopher from Border Wars sent me a header he made to thank me for giving him an award. Well, thank you right back for taking the time to do this, Christopher!
It's funny, I've been thinking that Caveat was looking a bit square and maybe I should redesign it but most of all I want it to be easy to read so I've avoided it for a long time now. What do you think? Should I switch? That person is me (not a good picture I hope) with the Terrible Trio at our Queen's Park thing last August. ![]() Sunday, December 21
Saturday, November 15
Saturday, July 19
by
Selma
on Sat 19 Jul 2008 10:43 PM EDT
It doesn't say 'pit bull' lobbyist:
It's the Myers-Briggs test. Wanna try it? Go here. h/t Spotted Dog Farm Monday, June 30
by
Selma
on Mon 30 Jun 2008 09:38 AM EDT
I'm thinking that maybe these little guys
will be the ones to finally push 'pit bulls' out of the news. In fire-embattled California, a woman was trapped in her house while angry bees stung the life out of her 15-year-old dog and injured her other two dogs. She did nothing to save them. Here's her rather bizarre comment on the incident:
So, which of the multitude of available gods do you worship, Linda? Loki? I can't help but wonder if locusts are in short supply this year. In other news, 12 million Keep 'em coming, boys.
To learn more about bees, visit the University of Maine's Info page. Wednesday, April 2
Thursday, March 20
by
Selma
on Thu 20 Mar 2008 12:33 PM EDT
Photo Courtesy of The Daily Rumour TORONTO - Caveat News (CVT) has received an anonymous tip from a group claiming responsibility for an unprecedented guerrilla action that sent shock waves through the GTA. A giant inflatable bulldawg was standing on the roof of the provincial Legislature early this morning, the last day of House business before the Easter long weekend, which is a week after March Break, which was a few weeks after a controversial day off in February legislated in order to give Ontarians a much-needed holiday in winter. A shadowy group of resistance fighters, calling themselves the Bulldawg International Freedom Front (BIFF), says it was behind the stunt, which has launched a massive dragnet operation. They seek them here, they seek them there, they seek those BIFFniks everywhere. When we picked up the phone early today, this is what we heard. "Up Your Keister for Easter, Ontario! The Easter Bulldawg brought you all a nice surprise!" Maniacal laughter and snorting ensued, followed by this chilling message: "Stop picking on bulldawgs now! Free bulldawg owners! Get with the program, dingbats, or BIFF will put one of these babies on every major landmark in Toronto. We have the will, we have the expertise and we have the equipment to repeat this action. We will stop at nothing to get our message out. We demand - uh oh, gotta run, here come da Judge..." The caller hung up. The Daily Rumour's investigative team, also known as Glen, tracked down an eyewitness who made the following statement: "A helicopter dropped the inflatable bulldawg on the roof at about 4:00 am and then flew away in a northerly direction. It was a pretty slick operation, these people knew exactly what they were doing. What's next? Wiener Dogs? This is some scary stuff." At a press conference earlier today, a police spokesman announced that "All helicopter pilots and BIFF sympathizers in the GTA will be rounded up for questioning and will have to stay late until somebody spills the beans. We don't care if it's your birthday, if you are getting married or if you just want to chill on the couch this weekend. Fess up or bring your blankies because we're all going to be here until we get to the bottom of this outrageous action." The former Attorney General for Ontario, who was responsible for bringing in an unconstitutional law outlawing the ownership of short-haired, medium-sized dogs, could not be reached as he was apparently standing in front of a Tim Horton's somewhere making another amateur film. Since our research shows that the majority of Ontarians now feel the legislation was misguided and unfair, we asked the current AG, who inherited the mess, whether he thought public opinion was turning against the government over the bulldawg issue. He declined to answer, saying only that without doing some quick polling using loaded questions, he couldn't adequately respond. A Ministry spokeswoman released a statement just before we went to press. "If nobody comes forward to face the consequences for this heinous stunt, we'll be punishing all helicopter pilots and bulldawg lovers in Ontario. We'll go from house to house if we have to in a search for the guilty. We'll be picking up licensed pilots as well as dog owners who have a physical appearance which is substantially similar to that of BIFF operatives, as soon as we get some photos to use for comparison." "These kinds of shenanigans will not be tolerated in Ontario. This is no laughing matter. Jokers like BIFF and other inherently humourous groups are on notice that Ontario is no place for fun and games. Citizens have told us, and told us loud and clear, that sight gags and mockery of the government must end. The sooner these rapscallions realize that this province is all about not sharing their little jokes with the rest of us, and that the consequences for mirth will be swift and severe, the better off all Ontarians, including yours truly, will be." Wednesday, March 12
by
Selma
on Wed 12 Mar 2008 10:20 AM EDT
Uh oh. Are they ticking? In other news, a radio personality was bitten by a 'dog'. How novel, no attempt at identifying the 'breed'. Tuesday, March 11
by
Selma
on Tue 11 Mar 2008 06:29 PM EDT
Heh heh heh. What a great comic. Go on, take the plunge, I'm pretty sure you'll like it, starting from March 3 and working forward. I found out about it at this nifty blog, UnderDogged. I think you'll like that, too. Saturday, February 16
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